Monday, December 15, 2008

ALL ABOUT MEN:

What is the similarity between a shrimp and a man?
You can enjoy all but the head.

What is the similarity between a dolphin and a man?
They are both said to be intelligent but no one can prove it.

What is the similarity between a microwave oven and a man?
They both get hot in 15 seconds.

Why can't a man be both good looking and intelligent?
Because that would make him a woman.

Why is the man's brain the size of a peanut?
Because it is swollen.

Why are batteries better than man?
Batteries have at least one positive end.

Why does it take a million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because sperms are males and they refuse to ask for directions.

Why are men like the letter Q?
Because it is a big fat zero with a small protrusion.

What is the similarity between a video recorder and a man?
They go forwards, backwards, forwards, backwards, stop and eject.

Why is the male intelligence worth more than the female?
It is rarer.

Why do men prefer to marry virgins?
They cannot handle criticism.

What do you call an attractive, intelligent and sensitive man?
A rumour.

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